“The only thing that will break the spell is to have a man kiss me in the mouth. The old man picked up the frog and held it in his hand. I was a beautiful 19-year-old princess but a witch put a spell on me. Please help me.”Īgain all he saw was the frog which was looking straight at him. “I must be going nuts,” he thought, “There’s no one here.” So, this senior citizen was walking across a damp meadow when he heard a female voice say, “Sir, I would like to ask a great favor of you “He looked around and saw only a frog sitting on a grass pod. The old man replied, “He said he knows you!” The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?” “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” “I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said.
The woman then gave the officer her license. The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?” The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?” “He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Son of a bitch … third gay rooster I bought this week!”Īn elderly couple was driving across the country. He shakes his head gloomily and says to his wife … The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what’s going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM!, he shoots the young rooster dead. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. They line up in the back of the farmhouse, get a chicken go cluck “Go!” and the old rooster takes off running.Ībout 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. The young rooster says, “Sure, why not, you know I’ll still beat you.” And if I’m so feeble, why not give me a little head start?” Whoever wins the race gets the domain of the chicken coop.
So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, “I’ll tell you what, young fellow, I’ll have a race with you around the farmhouse. The young rooster says, “Scram! Beat it! You’re washed up! I’m taking over!” The old rooster says, “Aw, c’mon….just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. Time for the old to step aside and let the young to take over, so take a hike.” The young rooster replies, “Now, don’t give me a hassle about this. The old rooster says, “You can’t handle all these chickens….look at what it did to me!” The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says “OK, old fellow, time to retire.” The farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to “I’m… cry… crying ’cause I can’t do what my 20-year-old brother does,” he said.Ī farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. I pulled alongside the youngster and asked, “Son, what’s the matter? Why are you crying so?” You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.Ī few days ago I was tooling along through a neighborhood on my wheelchair when I noticed a young boy sitting on the retaining wall in front of his house, crying as if his heart was breaking. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You get kicked out because you’re too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You should die first, get it out of the way. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backward. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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